Flisdidtin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, benevolent weasel.

Flisdidtin created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisdidtin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flisdidtin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Flisdidtin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flisdidtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flisdidtin's name in vain.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must love Flisdidtin.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Flisdidtin on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear shoes.