Pog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise fox.

Pog created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Pog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five otters approach from the east.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pog.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never eat green fruit.