Kombigrow is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tranquil dugong.

Kombigrow created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kombigrow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kombigrow, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kombigrow's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Kombigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Kombigrow must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Kombigrow on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Kombigrow.

5. Never leap in holy places.