Quagnabwat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy dragon.

Quagnabwat created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagnabwat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quagnabwat, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quagnabwat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quagnabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Quagnabwat.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quagnabwat.