Ortstandon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving finch.

Ortstandon created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortstandon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ortstandon, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ortstandon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ortstandon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Ortstandon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ortstandon.