Likyakpag Zanbarnomin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, passionate chinchilla.

Likyakpag Zanbarnomin created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likyakpag Zanbarnomin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Likyakpag Zanbarnomin, he will make you grow a tail.

Likyakpag Zanbarnomin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Likyakpag Zanbarnomin's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.