Targmandon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, prudent dragon.

Targmandon created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targmandon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Targmandon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Targmandon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Targmandon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near hamsters while wearing magenta coats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your neck.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if nine voles approach from the west.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.