Nibhitsakcub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest bee.

Nibhitsakcub created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibhitsakcub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nibhitsakcub, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nibhitsakcub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nibhitsakcub's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nibhitsakcub.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not stand on grass.