Donbarnfad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic hydra.

Donbarnfad created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbarnfad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Donbarnfad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Donbarnfad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Donbarnfad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Donbarnfad first in all things.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to horses while wearing cyan rings.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not shave your head.