Futfuthim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm giraffe.

Futfuthim created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Futfuthim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Futfuthim, he will make you grow a tail.

Futfuthim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Futfuthim's Holy Commandments

1. Futfuthim loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if five snakes approach from the south.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Futfuthim on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.