Fungutflam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented bee.

Fungutflam created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungutflam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fungutflam, she will turn you into a duck.

Fungutflam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fungutflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink alcohol.