Gebweezan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unjust squirrel.

Gebweezan created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebweezan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebweezan, she will turn you into a goat.

Gebweezan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gebweezan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gebweezan on top of all buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never eat bark.