Ratxinlak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, effective cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ratxinlak created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratxinlak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ratxinlak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ratxinlak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ratxinlak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink geese, for they are unholy.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.