Gepfasbat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain penguin.

Gepfasbat created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfasbat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gepfasbat, she will laugh at you.

Gepfasbat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gepfasbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing magenta stockings and balancing six silicon spheres on your legs.

5. Worship no other gods but Gepfasbat.