Gessdissmad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless chinchilla.

Gessdissmad created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gessdissmad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gessdissmad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gessdissmad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gessdissmad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must love Gessdissmad.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.