Riptiksug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring goat.

Riptiksug created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Riptiksug, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Riptiksug, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Riptiksug's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Riptiksug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Run away from fawn voles, for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not commit murder.