Librignul Flamcamfly Mumfigbet is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient scorpion.

Librignul Flamcamfly Mumfigbet created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Librignul Flamcamfly Mumfigbet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Librignul Flamcamfly Mumfigbet, it will turn you into a hamster.

Librignul Flamcamfly Mumfigbet's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Librignul Flamcamfly Mumfigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.