Nulflagbep is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish shark.

Nulflagbep created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Nulflagbep, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nulflagbep, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nulflagbep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nulflagbep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from magenta monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.