Yartstanwikpibnatlimbid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart coyote.

Yartstanwikpibnatlimbid created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartstanwikpibnatlimbid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yartstanwikpibnatlimbid, she will turn you into a mole.

Yartstanwikpibnatlimbid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yartstanwikpibnatlimbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartstanwikpibnatlimbid.