Pakrutbag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent turtle.

Pakrutbag created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakrutbag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pakrutbag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pakrutbag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pakrutbag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pakrutbag on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Learn three new languages a year.