Yokgarstip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-assured capybara.

Yokgarstip created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgarstip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yokgarstip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yokgarstip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yokgarstip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near grasshopers while wearing magenta dresses and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Yokgarstip in the centre of the settlement.