Rilfemdavmat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome mink.

Rilfemdavmat created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfemdavmat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilfemdavmat, it will send you a sign.

Rilfemdavmat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rilfemdavmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the west.

4. Rilfemdavmat loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Rilfemdavmat.