Tomragfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, capable goat.

Tomragfoss created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomragfoss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tomragfoss, she will torture you forever.

Tomragfoss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tomragfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Put Tomragfoss first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.