Quagbedyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent jellyfish.

Quagbedyat created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Quagbedyat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quagbedyat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quagbedyat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Quagbedyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never wear white scarves.