Damdidraw is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent troll.

Damdidraw created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Damdidraw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Damdidraw, she will remove you from existence.

Damdidraw's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Damdidraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of turtles.

2. Never bounce near ducks.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.