Nullwaptom is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciful tapir.

Nullwaptom created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullwaptom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nullwaptom, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nullwaptom's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nullwaptom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.