Sisnaksis is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage butterfly.

Sisnaksis created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisnaksis, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sisnaksis, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sisnaksis' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sisnaksis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sisnaksis on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.