Negbogcabtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, idiotic squirrel.

Negbogcabtarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbogcabtarp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Negbogcabtarp, it will turn you into a tree.

Negbogcabtarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Negbogcabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.