Gadfotyat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured shrew.

Gadfotyat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadfotyat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadfotyat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gadfotyat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gadfotyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear fawn skirts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.