Abtarsog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable hedgehog.

Abtarsog created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abtarsog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Abtarsog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Abtarsog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Abtarsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abtarsog.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.