Biss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciless newt.

Biss created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Biss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Biss, she will destroy your home solar system.

Biss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Biss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away from green rats, for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.