Yartnullbast is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying cobra.

Yartnullbast created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartnullbast, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartnullbast, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yartnullbast's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yartnullbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shave your feet.