Bodlenzan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful toad.

Bodlenzan created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodlenzan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bodlenzan, it will not care.

Bodlenzan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bodlenzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.