Budcebdab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, fussy eagle.

Budcebdab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budcebdab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budcebdab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Budcebdab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Budcebdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Erect five gold sculptures of Budcebdab on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Never paint your chest magenta.