Bossfonkim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate warg.

Bossfonkim created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfonkim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bossfonkim, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bossfonkim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bossfonkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about planets.