Godmumbon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, slow hamster.

Godmumbon created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Godmumbon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godmumbon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Godmumbon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Godmumbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Never feed figs to dolphins while wearing black stockings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.