Zagduthub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless hamster.

Zagduthub created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagduthub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zagduthub, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zagduthub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zagduthub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Run away if eight moths approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Never look at black holes.