Pogbannil is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet beaver.

Pogbannil created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogbannil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pogbannil, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Pogbannil's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pogbannil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Pogbannil on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about dark matter.