Fidfidmab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, slow raccoon.

Fidfidmab created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidfidmab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fidfidmab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fidfidmab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fidfidmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Hide from fawn pigs for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.