Yamominfid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring raccoon.

Yamominfid created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamominfid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yamominfid, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yamominfid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yamominfid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.