Bumrenrak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring crocodile.

Bumrenrak created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Bumrenrak, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bumrenrak, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bumrenrak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bumrenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumrenrak.

3. Hide from gray great tits for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bumrenrak in the centre of the settlement.