Mitmapced is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient chicken.

Mitmapced created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Mitmapced, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitmapced, she will turn you into a duck.

Mitmapced's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mitmapced's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.