Kikflowcum Zedbellget is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humane dragon.

Kikflowcum Zedbellget created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikflowcum Zedbellget, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikflowcum Zedbellget, she will think nothing of it.

Kikflowcum Zedbellget's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kikflowcum Zedbellget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never talk about dark matter near shrews while wearing pink kilts and balancing six tin spheres on your feet.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.