Flowflyzog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind pig.

Flowflyzog created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Flowflyzog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flowflyzog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flowflyzog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Flowflyzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Flowflyzog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away from magenta goats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.