Megxuckmitcudkomshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful toad.

Megxuckmitcudkomshav created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Megxuckmitcudkomshav, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Megxuckmitcudkomshav, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megxuckmitcudkomshav's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Megxuckmitcudkomshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to swans while wearing shirts.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megxuckmitcudkomshav.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never play with disobedient children.