Fidbodhub is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental parrot.

Fidbodhub created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbodhub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fidbodhub, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fidbodhub's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fidbodhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Fidbodhub loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed limes to grasshopers while wearing white kilts.