Konsagfas Tagdaphit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent hippopotamus.

Konsagfas Tagdaphit created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Konsagfas Tagdaphit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Konsagfas Tagdaphit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Konsagfas Tagdaphit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Konsagfas Tagdaphit's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Never feed apples to capybaras while wearing purple rings.