Sitcebquill is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective dugong.

Sitcebquill created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitcebquill, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sitcebquill, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sitcebquill's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sitcebquill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sitcebquill on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Sitcebquill loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Never paint your neck purple.

5. Respect your elders.