Mobfitsabtabfedtab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, capable unicorn.

Mobfitsabtabfedtab created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobfitsabtabfedtab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mobfitsabtabfedtab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mobfitsabtabfedtab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mobfitsabtabfedtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mobfitsabtabfedtab.

5. Run away if four dogs approach from the north.