Sidhiggod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever ant.

Sidhiggod created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidhiggod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sidhiggod, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sidhiggod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sidhiggod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed pineapples to aardvarks while wearing shorts.