Yarcubdod is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet squid.

Yarcubdod created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Yarcubdod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarcubdod, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yarcubdod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yarcubdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always obey Yarcubdod's priests.
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